No, I didn't think so.
So why are you wearing shades indoors? You sad, deluded tool.
If you were Keith Richards, or Ozzy or Steven Tyler - you could get away with it. But you're not. You're some chav lad with a spiky haircut in a bar who thinks he's it.
Well stop it. Anyone who is not in a band who wears shades indoors is a total and utter arse-wipe.
And so is Bono.