Well, I clearly missed out on this one didn't I?!
Not that I normally make a point at looking out for which heap of tosh has won the Turner art prize, but I have recently seen Simon Starling on TV and became aware of his "work".
Shed boat shed. I can barely begin to describe it, I'm that angry. It makes my urine boil.
He got a shed, turned it upside down and rowed it down a river and then put it in a gallery as a shed again.
And that's art! What a cock.
Well, for my next piece (and I hope to win the £25,000 prize) I intend to present Turd Breakfast Turd. You see, first I get a turd and put it on a plate, then.......